I have 'restless limb syndrome' which is describable as wagging your
foot at the ankle the same way a dog wags its tail! I WAS CAUSING THE
BEDSHAKE--not LUCIFER, SATAN, DEMONS....
Uh-huh. That's what they want you to believe. One night you'll go out and, well, no one will hear from you again.
A guy who used to summon demons who, after he started studying, had the demons clawing at his window trying to get at him.
Any demon who can't get through a window ought to lose their union membership.
As for me, I've never been troubled by demons at night. The aliens chase them away!
In all seriousness, though, I've been plagued by something at night over the past several months. I feel like something (and my wife has had the same experience) is moving around in my bedroom. I sometimes wake up and feel something is looking at me...staring at me. It's an unsettling experience. If I ignore it, I'll jolt awake several moments later and very distinctly feel as though something is touching my face. It's not an ethereal experience like some people get when they think someone is touching them. This definitely feels like flesh touching flesh. And all the time there's this feeling of being watched that I can't shake. Sometimes it will happen again and I'll cover my hand with my arms, but no matter how I hold them, there's the real experience of being touched. Sometimes shoved. I keep a flashlight handy, and when this happens I always turn it on. The disconcerting thing is that the first time this happened, the flashlight wouldn't turn on, even though it had fresh batteries. I fiddled with it a bit and tried it again and a red light shot out of it onto a face not more than two feet away. That's when I grab the cat and put him on my chest. As he begins to purr, I reach down and get his plate of food (he can get it himself, but what fun would eating alone be?) and put it in front of him. If I don't wake up from the jabs, a loud "meow" follows. If completely ignored, he tries to wake the wife and, failing that, he jumps down, finds the food and eats alone. Then he vanishes as quickly as he came.
Which is amazing because my cat died five years ago!!!!
Okay...just kidding. He's fine. Just thought I'd BS you.
But I'm not kidding about the aliens.